She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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