Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm too high and old for this...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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