I feel like abortions should bother me more
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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