He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I am available for nakedness
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