Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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