At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am puke
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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