All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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