She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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