he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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