I want to stick my p in your. b.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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