if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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