So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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