just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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