dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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