i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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