Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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