I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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