I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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