Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Are my feet made of real feet?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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