we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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