Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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