yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
