I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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