you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
