she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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