U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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