I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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