Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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