Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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