I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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