Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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