chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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