He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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