Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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