The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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