I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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