@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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