it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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