just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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