Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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