the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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