I wish i was in the wii world.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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