You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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