No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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