Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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