'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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