I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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