know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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