oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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