Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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