We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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