I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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