My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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