Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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