I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
She is in my trunk
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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