I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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